Curse

xReLx · Nov 26, 2007, 02:00 AM // 02:00

"I Bookah Johnson scweech to the Heavens!"

10e/.25cast/5sec recharge

Bookah Johnson dies immediatly from the bolt of heavens with a dying scweech. All party members gain 5+health regen,20+armor,and +100 health.

Aris the Accurate · Nov 26, 2007, 05:58 PM // 17:58

"I swear on my soul"

shadow step to target ally. That ally gains +1..3 health regen and you recieve 1/2 of the dmg they are delt for 120 seconds. If that ally dies so do you.

ensoriki · Nov 26, 2007, 10:21 PM // 22:21

Chris Tucker.
Shout Leave Britney spears alone, all enemies and allys within earshot are knocked down in hysterical laughter for 5 seconds.
0 energy, 0 activation, 30 recharge.

moriz · Nov 27, 2007, 04:49 AM // 04:49

summon soticoto
25e 5c 45r
summons the assassin soticoto with 2500hp. soticoto will then spam all chat with complaints about blinds, and then will tank all enemy damage and bloodspike them in return. (critical strikes)

summon ian boyd
25e 5c 45r
summons the avatar of ian boyd with 100hp. ian boyd will spam all chat with so many highly-detailed-but-utterly-stupid ACII battle plans, that he causes all players to error out. (divine favour)

yum · Nov 27, 2007, 04:52 AM // 04:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriz

summon soticoto
25e 5c 45r
summons the assassin soticoto with 2500hp. soticoto will then spam all chat with complaints about blinds, and then will tank all enemy damage and bloodspike them in return. (critical strikes)

summon ian boyd
25e 5c 45r
summons the avatar of ian boyd with 100hp. ian boyd will spam all chat with so many highly-detailed-but-utterly-stupid ACII battle plans, that he causes all players to error out. (divine favour)

They are better than Chuck Norris?

moriz · Nov 27, 2007, 04:55 AM // 04:55

of course.

because unlike chuck norris, these guys are REAL.

placebo overdose · Nov 27, 2007, 05:05 AM // 05:05

shout: "screw you"
shadow step to the nearest dark corner and all enemies disappear off the map
cost: dignity
recharge: never
cast time: instantaneous

Taba Boy · Nov 27, 2007, 05:14 AM // 05:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by street peddler

hamstorm
15e
1s
10r

rain fire down on your opponent as he slowly limps away

lol that has to be one of the best ones i've read here

Snow Bunny · Nov 27, 2007, 05:23 AM // 05:23

"No U"

25e
3/4c
4r

Target dies.
Adjacent foes suffer Deep Wound and Daze.
Foes within Target earshot suffer quadruple exhaustion and lose all energy

All Allies within earshot /rank simultaneously

Ride The Fluffy Cloud · Nov 27, 2007, 05:37 AM // 05:37

"All your Noobs are belong to us!"
Paragon elite Shout
10 adrenalin for 30 seconds all hostile player characters using the skill mending die and deal 100...768 damage to all nearby characters not equipped with maximized equipment.

yum · Nov 27, 2007, 05:53 AM // 05:53

"Noob!"

Elite shout.
30 e
99 recharge.

All creatures except you within earshot become level 1. If your level is not 20, GW will uninstall.

System_Crush · Dec 30, 2007, 05:56 PM // 17:56

Goes into beast mastery, because Death Magic while not great isn't half as bad of a pet attribute.

Avatar of Sarah Mocham elite form E15 A5 R25
You take the form of a Metaphysasist, Your maximum health is reduced by 150...90(70) and your attacks deal 50% less damage and all party members gain 1 energy regeneration and have their non-weapon-non-primary attributes increased by 0...2(3).
Summon a lvl 1...21(28) Rihwen, a lvl 1...18(24) Mortificant and a lvl 1...15(20) Balbuto at your location.

The Rihwen attacks foes, Mortificant heals and Balbuto knocksdown.

Woo · Dec 30, 2007, 06:28 PM // 18:28

Elite Monk - Shout: "I'm Whit You!"

Energy: 15 | Activation time: 0,2 sec | Recharge: 30 sec

Elite Shout: Teleport to target ally. Target ally loses all conditions, and gets:
10 adrenalin, 15 energy plus 75 health from each condition
removed from target ally. You get 100 health from each ally in area.
After 10 seconds you teleport back to we're you casted the shout.

- This would be my super monk elite.

Myaka

soupnazi · Dec 31, 2007, 02:20 AM // 02:20

Bitch slap
Warrior, Strength
10 energy
1 sec cast
25 sec recharge

Elite Attack . Target foe takes 10...50 dmg for each foe within earshot.

Slap spike anyone?

"Sit Your Ass Down!"
Paragon, Command
8 adren

Elite Shout. Each foe within earshot is knocked down for 1...4 seconds. For each affected foe, you suffer from a deep wound and cracked armor for 10...2 seconds.

Could be fun.

moko · Dec 31, 2007, 02:31 AM // 02:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myaka

Elite Monk - Shout: "I'm Whit You!"

Energy: 15 | Activation time: 0,2 sec | Recharge: 30 sec

Elite Shout: Teleport to target ally. Target ally loses all conditions, and gets:
10 adrenalin, 15 energy plus 75 health from each condition
removed from target ally. You get 100 health from each ally in area.
After 10 seconds you teleport back to we're you casted the shout.

- This would be my super monk elite.

Myaka

shouts have no activation time.

Tyla · Dec 31, 2007, 02:38 AM // 02:38

"I Won't Avenge You!"
Energy: 5
Cast time: (Shout)
Recharge: 0 sec

Elite Shout: All Zergiway groups die of too much fame farming and epic fail.

pro skill

jaeharys targaryen · Dec 31, 2007, 02:41 AM // 02:41

summon ensign

spawn a level 8000 ensign at your location. any enemies in the entire campaign die, and their drops are sorted for you and put in your storage. you die .5 seconds later, long enough to bask in his glow before being overcome by it.

Pupu · Dec 31, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46

ward against noobs with 2 sec recharge

Mister_Abc · Dec 31, 2007, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Earsplitting cry
5 energy, no recharge, Strength
You do 1...10 damage. If target foe is using VoIP, target foe instantly hears random phrases from Comedy Central instead. You gain 5 energy.

Sleeper Service · Dec 31, 2007, 03:01 AM // 03:01

Mesmer, Domination.
Persuasion 15e 1sec -5 ... -1 energy degen 15 sec recharge

Maintained Hex

Target non boss creature becomes an ally while this hex is maintained.
this creature will follow you and attack creatures you attack.
When hex ends this creature resumes its hostile status.
When hexed creature reaches 75...25% life Persuasion ends.

Necromancer, Death.
Animate Dead 25e 1.5sec -1 energy degen 10 sec recharge

Hex, Maintained Enchantment
If target non boss creature is hexed with Animate Dead for 1...15 seconds, If hexed creature dies its corpse is exploited and a allied copy with the Undead sub-type is animated.
While this creature remains in play its is enchanted with Re-animation, When Re-animation is removed this creature is destroyed.
after 30....120 seconds this creature is destroyed.

Ranger, beast.
Natures wrath 20e 1.5sec 30 sec recharge

Nature Ritual

Pets deal 5....15 more damage and gain 5...25% attack speed for 10....30 seconds.